So……it looks like my sex tape has gone viral.
I’m quite surprised really. When you’re in semi-private club booth, letting your hair down with half a dozen perfectly toned friends, the last thing you expect is for it to end up on the internet.
I can’t say I’m too bothered about it, some of the comments were really quite flattering.
In answer to your question Tony (nice profile pic by the way!) , yes I do always make that sound. Emily…..that’s the result of endless hours on the elliptical trainer. I never said it was easy to look this hot.
As ever, I have no regrets about my sexcapades, it was a bit of an ice breaker for me. I had gone off sex since Lemon and I split. I was starting to think she might have been right when she threw the flat keys at me and hissed “You will never have it so good”
A few rounds of ‘Flip, sip or strip’ in the The Box proved her wrong there. You should try it, all you need is a coin and several bottles of spirits.
Right, I think there’s just about time to squeeze in an episode of Poirot before bed time.