I’m enjoying a breakfast of coffee and jaffa cakes today.
For some reason I keep thinking about a tweet I read from Nell Diamond, offspring of the disgraced Barclays boss Bob Diamond.
HMD is of course short for hold my dick. It’s a bold and brave comment from Nell, and an apparent admission of her pre-op transsexual status. I wonder if she was originally named after Bob’s idol, Neil Diamond. I can’t say I liked him either. The chorus of ‘Sweet Caroline’ is such an anticlimax.
Speaking of diamonds and transsexuals, here’s how to do it properly.