Earth….swallow me up

A good many years ago I read an article in FHM about a woman who’d just got a new job.

At the end of her first week her new boss took her and her colleagues for a few welcome drinks.

After a few beverages the young lady decided it would be a good idea to show her new boss her best party trick.

Her best party trick was standing on a table and putting her tits in her mouth.

The woman said she didn’t need the phone call the next day to tell her was fired, she already knew.

I have just got back from a date, I already know!

Holy shit.

May the earth swallow me up now and put me out of this perma-cringe.

Arghh!

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