I told you I’d have more juicy date stories this week…..and I have!
I’m usually quite calm and collected on dates. As you have probably gathered, I have a reasonably high opinion of myself and approach these evenings with a shot of confidence and a Harrison Chaser of swagger.
That was all blown to hell on Tuesday when the most unbelievable fit bag turned up at The Old Red Lion. I spent three hours nervously talking bollocks and thinking that this fella was totally out of my league. It was quite an eye opener.
Anyway……date two is in 15 minutes so I’m going to have to love you and leave you.
See ya losers….and don’t worry, of course I’ll tell you what happens.